Found me a mermaid today.

   She's a beauty ain't she? Yeah...this what I do for a living. Fondle mermaids and shit. Dodge gators. I don't know why my friends have labeled me The Redneck Rican.

Speaking of work, I've had better days than today. I got an official reprimand ("counseled") for hurting a coworker's feelings.  He was telling one of his friends about getting all of his teeth pulled. I overheard and asked if it was because he was afraid the cops were going to trace the bite marks on the children back to him. He took umbrage. I got lectured on saying hurtful shit.

Some people think me fucked up for loving my job. What's not to love? I spend my days at one with nature, away from all the mostly weak bitches I work with, and, occasionally, I get to see stuff like turtles fuckin'. 

 

 

We we're re-enacting the Janet Jackson nip slip. I'm Timberlake trying to cover her up.

 

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